LuddyDundrums

I have become immersed in my solitude. I am tranquil, at total peace in my surroundings-I’d say I have finally found balance, and that’s saying something extraordinary.

I had to run errands today. I would rather boil a shoe than go to the grocery store-fact. If the gas prices weren’t enough of a trigger, some lunatic ran behind me as I approached the convenience store. He stepped on my heel, and I swung my wallet-hard-hitting him in the chest.

I was going to grab your ass.

My husband had taken it upon himself to hide in the shadows, knowingly, and attempt to frighten the life force out of his wife.

Again.

Have to say I was relieved it was him. I have a bit of history with the local fuzz, and I don’t need any trouble man.