I spent the first thirty years of my life scaring the life force out of family and friends.
I have hidden in ice machines, ping pong table boxes and office cabinets-all for a chance to laugh at the expense of others.
And then I met my husband.
He has no startle response, none whatsoever.
God, in His infinite wisdom, has seen to it that I be paid back in full.
Anyhooser, this is what I do in my spare time-get stoned and watch people piss themselves.